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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Why do I want to give up on men?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Alan Alda, Mike Farrell Among Those Paying Tribute to Loretta Swit: “A Supremely Talented Actor” - The Hollywood Reporter

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Black Cat's Walking Pad Technique Will Leave You Questioning Everything You Know About Exercise - PetHelpful

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Still no good

2025 NBA Finals preview: Thunder vs. Pacers storylines, including star PG matchup and Paul George history - CBS Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

After 600 Years, Astronomers Finally Solve the Mystery of the Missing ‘Guest Star’ - Gizmodo

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading