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11.06.2025 01:59
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Why do I want to give up on men?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
After 600 Years, Astronomers Finally Solve the Mystery of the Missing ‘Guest Star’ - Gizmodo
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading